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I really like this Photo |
So I can't say this has been a life
long dream the idea has always been there. However it always meant I
had to go to Thailand or somewhere around there and to be honest Asian
countries have never really interest me give me Africa and Europe
any day. So when I found out I could go ride and Elephant near my
stomping ground in the Eastern Cape Province I was like sweeeeeeeet
DONE.
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Being Molested |
So off I went into the deepest darkest
Africa nah just kidding it was however in the middle of nowhere.
I finally arrived at Addo Elephant Back Safari Reserve on a drizzly
wet morning. Hoping against all hope I could still ride this grey
beast as it turns out I was the only one there that morning. The
weather being a big turn off for most people. I was like nah mate I'm for
New Zealand this isn't rain I'll be fine.
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I spend about 20min on the elephant and
thinking about it just makes my arse hurt again. They are by no means
a squish animal and their back bone well let me just say this they
have one. After the ride I got to go for a walk with them around the
bush area which was kinda cool walking right next to them. My last
bit with the Elephant was a photo op and feeding them. They made the
Elephant kneel down so I could sit on its leg and in the process I
got molested by an elephant trunk. When I got to feed them I was
placing food into its trunk maybe a hand full or so and the elephant
gave me a look as if to say “Bitch please is that all I'm getting
for lugging your fat ass around the bush” and he wouldn't put the
food into his mouth until I filled his trunk up. I finished my day
there with a beautiful meal in a tent like structure surrounded by
native bush. In the end I think it was well worth the sore arse and
the long drive, next time however I will book a room there and stay
the night.
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I'm not going to write to much as there
is a video to watch and its worth it as I star in it and it feature
Elephant penis too but its cheesy as hell. The guy who edited
it has only been doing it for a month and have never before in his life picked up
a camera let alone use a computer so I think he
did a pretty good job.
So, so far I have rode on a horse, an ostrich and now an elephant I might see if I can ride a moose in Canadia. Hmmm wonder what else i can go for a ride on ... an Orca??
Anyways enjoy the feature film staring
me ….
whoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh Rūūūūūūūūūū's in aaaaaaafriiiiiicaaaaaaa
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